Sevilla

March 27-28, 2023

We have a house sit coming up in the Algarve region of Portugal, but with a few days yet before that starts we decided to take a slow journey in that direction. Just eighty miles or two hours up the road from Cádiz is Seville, or Sevilla. Since (once again) I’m not a city-tourist person, I assigned Diana the task of laying out a route of where she wanted to go in Sevilla. Based on that, I searched for a place to stay with the usual requirements:

1. Within our budget
2. Within walking distance of where we want to go.
3. Parking for the bike that looks/feels relatively safe, which usually means off-street and/or within view of the room we’re staying in, and/or secured.

In this case, we ended up in Central Sevilla, which is not the first time that the most exciting part of the ride involved trying to get to the place by going in decreasing concentric circles while maintaining awareness of the direction of the narrow, one-lane, one-way streets I was turning into. After a couple of landing attempts with a go-around, we managed to find the correct block of the correct street, but still hadn’t located the exact apartment building.


Look far enough down this row of scooters, and you’ll find the one open spot where we could temporarily park the bike while searching for the apartment. Hint: look for the yellow bag on the rear rack of the bike.

We decided to have a coffee at the sidewalk cafe (La Gorda) next to the bike, while I set off in search of the address. The apartment address was listed as Number 4. I walked one building to the left and saw Number 2. Then I walked one building to the right, and saw Number 6. So I asked the waiter where Number 4 was located, and he just shrugged. There was no number on the cafe, but of course it turned out to be Number 4. There also didn’t appear to be any other door to gain access to the upper floors aside from the entrance to the cafe. Eventually we wandered around the corner into the alleyway, and about half-way down the alley, out of sight from the street due to a bend in the alley, was a door. Bingo.


Hiding in plain sight. Across the street was the entrance to a large underground parking garage where we parked the bike. Parking here, like in Cádiz, does not come cheap. I could have parked the bike in this alleyway with the other local scooters for free, but I wasn’t comfortable with that. Just me being paranoid.


The architecture alone in Seville is worth the visit.


The Catedral de Sevilla.


Plaza de España, built for the Ibero-American Exposition in 1929. This panoramic photo flattens out the building; it’s actually built in a large half-circle, with a fountain in the center (just to the left and behind where the photo was taken).Tip: save your money and go here to see a free Flamenco dance presentation./em>


Parque de Maria Luisa. This 99 acre park sits on what was originally the gardens of the Palace of San Telmo. The park was built over a fifteen year period (1914-1929) in preparation for the Ibero-American Exposition of 1929 (which, sadly, took place just as the US stock market crashed). We could have wandered this park for hours.

We spent about half a day wandering central Seville, and saw many more historic sights in addition to the ones here. We chose not to enter several of them (such as La Giralda and the Catedral de Sevilla), due to either the entry fee, the large crowds and long lines, or both.

That evening, we attended a Flamenco presentation at the Teatro Flamenco, which was also just a five minute walk from where we were staying. It was interesting to watch this native gypsy dance, but we both found the guitar player to be even more impressive. As I said above, I would highly recommend a walk to the Plaza de España to watch the free Flamenco presentation on the steps at the center of the circle before spending the money on tickets to a theater show.

Sevilla is a beautiful city, if pricey, and if we were “tourists” in the normal sense (ie, spending a fortune on a two week trip), we could have stayed here for a few more days.

After bailing the bike out of parking prison ($20 a day), we somehow managed to easily find our way out of downtown and towards our last night in Spain.

Isla Cristina

March 29, 2023

Just another 137 kilometers or 85 miles from Sevilla, near the border with Portugal, is Isla Cristina. This small island is a popular tourist destination for Spanish tourists, and in particular those from Sevilla, who come here during July and August for the beautiful beaches.

We arrived at the end of March, long before tourist season begins, and it showed. We stayed in a campground that was primarily taken up by full-time trailers, or caravans, that are parked here year-round but used only for a short time each year. There were perhaps a dozen or so motorhomes, mostly from Germany and Netherlands, that were occupied. Even though it was off-season, the primitive camping spot that we were given was still $27 a night. On the positive side, the facilities were clean, and there was a small cafe that served breakfast on site.


Our home for a couple of nights in Isla Cristina.

We were just across the road from the beach, and a pathway led from the campground to the beach, which then turned into a boardwalk which led about a half mile to the town of Isla Cristina. We decided to walk to the edge of town for dinner at a restaurant that showed up on Google Maps. When we arrived, there was a private party going on there, and the other cafes across the parking lot were closed. So we decided to continue down the boardwalk into town.


This won’t be the last time I say this, but this is the perfect time of year for someone like me to visit Spain and Portugal. The weather is great (not too hot), and the crowds — outside of places like Sevilla — amount to a family or two.

It quickly became apparent that this is indeed a tourist town, and it was indeed not tourist season. This is a positive for me, as (have I mentioned this?) I hate crowds, and having the entire boardwalk and beach to ourselves was wonderful. However, it’s also a severe drawback when trying to find something to eat. The town looked deserted. There were a few locals milling about, but nearly every business was closed. We eventually discovered Telepizza, which is sort of Spain’s answer to Domino’s, but with a few tables so you can actually dine in. The normal Telepizza customer gets their pizza delivered by a guy on a red scooter. Not us.


We found this one bar that was open on the main street of town, and had a drink while waiting for Telepizza to open at 7:30pm.


Telepizza. Sort of a Domino’s/Pizza Hut/Little Caesar’s kind of pizza delivery, but with a few tables for people like us.

The pizza turned out to be quite good, and the walk back to the campground at sunset was great.


Sunset from the boardwalk. There are vacation homes and hotels all along here, and not a single one of them open or occupied.

We slept well, had a nice “tostada” (toast) breakfast in the morning with cafe con leche, and made our way to Portugal.

Algarve, Portugal: 55 Countries and Counting

March 30, 2023

Portugal marks fifty five countries for me, and thirty six that Diana has been along for the ride. That leaves a lot of the world still remaining, but hey, If Not Now, Soon?

We only had eighty miles to ride today to get to our house sit outside of Silves, Portugal. I’m not a fan of riding toll roads or motorways any more than we have to, and in much of Portugal the toll roads don’t have toll booths; you have to pay electronically. Either you have a transponder, or they debit the account you create online each time the toll reader scans your license plate. This all sounded like more hassle than we needed, so we chose to take the MUCH more scenic backroads to Silves.

It’s easy for an American, and especially for someone from a state as large as Texas, to forget how relatively small countries can be here. This was the first time I realized how close together many of the world championship Formula One and Moto GP race tracks are. For example, it’s only about 200 miles from the Circuito de Jerez in Spain to the Algarve International Circuit in Portimao, Portugal. That would be like having a world championship motorsports race at Circuit of the Americas in Austin, and another in Dallas or Houston. Not only that, but there are multiple wold-class tracks just in Spain and Italy alone. America struggles just to keep one round in a huge country.

The Algarve is a popular tourist destination, and also a large attraction for ex-pats. Over the years, many Brits and Americans have moved here. Portugal has made it easy for foreigners to buy land and obtain residency (that is changing as I write this, as the floodgates seem to have been opened a bit too wide as far as locals are concerned). The beaches and the weather here are prime attractions, as is the lower cost of living.

As usual, we aren’t here for the beaches, and in fact we are skipping the towns most well-known to tourists in the Algarve. Instead, we are riding through beautiful, twisty, mountain roads, past incredibly fragrant orange groves as the blooms erupt this time of year, and through large stands of eucalyptus trees. The road and the area reminds me of riding through Southern California in the 1960s and 1970s, before so much of the land was bulldozed and turned into sprawling subdivisions. Back then, you could ride a dirt bike almost anywhere outside of town, and go for miles through the hills of Southern California. In places, it feels like riding through Griffith Park, the landscape and the trees looking more like there than any other place I’ve been as of yet.

Our destination for the next five days is just outside of Silves, a town with a population of about 11,000 people that was once the ancient capitol of the Algarve.


Silves Castle. Originally built as a Lusitanian Castro around 201 BC, between the 8th and 13th centuries, the Moors occupied and expanded it. Today, the restored outer walls remain, but little of the interior exists.


The Silves Cathedral, built in the second half of the 13th century.


The cathedral and castle are lit at night, providing an imposing sight over the city of Silves.


Our home for the next five days is this one hundred acre estate in the countryside. We’ll be caring for these three great dogs, along with a bunch of chickens, some doves, and of course the home.





Each day we take the dogs walking on the trails around this large property. Good exercise for all and great views.





Gum rock-rose.


Lotus Berthelotti. From a distance these flowers look like tiny flames.


These loquat fruit have a sweet taste when picked at the right time.


Home made breakfast, including eggs from the chickens, and fresh picked oranges and tomatoes.

During our stay outside Silves, we received a message from Paula, the niece of my good friend Tom. She and her husband, who are from Louisville, Kentucky, were in Albufeira, about forty minutes away. We made plans to meet for lunch.


Paula and her husband Anoosh (on the left) along with Anoosh’s niece and her husband, met us for lunch in Albufeira. We had never met before today, although it felt like we already knew each other fairly well through Tom. We had a great time in the couple of hours we spent together, and are already discussing plans to go see them again when we’re back in the States.

Tomar, via Evora: Knights (Templar) to the Rescue?

April 4, 2023

On the way towards Evora this morning, we rode past another motorcyclist on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. It looked like he may be in need of help, so I turned around to go back and check on him.

He was indeed broken down. He was from France, and had been traveling this part of Europe for three years, essentially on no money. He was riding what looked to be a mid-2000s Kawasaki 500 cruiser. As I pulled up behind him, he walked up and asked, “Do you speak any English?”

“English is pretty much ALL I speak”, I replied with a grin.

“Dude!” Not exactly the French response I was expecting.

It turns out his throttle cable had snapped at the lower connector to the carburetors, and he had no spare cable, few tools, and little mechanical experience, as best as I could tell. After some discussion, we decided to try to use the return cable in place of the “pull” cable to get him down the road to a place that might be able to repair or replace the cable for him. However, upon opening the throttle housing, we quickly saw that the return cable was broken off at the throttle tube, and had apparently been in that condition since he purchased the bike, as the end of the cable was nowhere to be found.


Not my favorite place to disassemble a motorcycle, but as Judith would say, “It could be worse…it could be snowing.”

This left him with few options, and without any money for a tow truck. We had a lengthy discussion about how he could move forward, and after exhausting other options, we agreed that I would install the remnants of the return cable on the carburetors, routing the other end near the throttle. I then attached a small pair of Vise Grips to the frayed end of the cable, creating a handle that he could pull to open the throttle. After testing it a few times to ensure it returned properly on its’ own, we left him to (hopefully slowly) maneuver to somewhere that could do more for him.

It wasn’t the best solution (two new cables magically appearing would have been nice), but it still felt like the right thing to do, and a fresh injection of karma that we might need to call on some day.

An hour or so later, I stood and read a sonnet written by Antonio Ascensão Teles, the parish priest of the village of São Pedro from 1845 to 1848. The poem was written to encourage people to reflect on their existence in general, but it also struck me as specifically appropriate to those who travel as we do. In reflecting on our travels, it’s more important to us to experience the people and the cultures than the tourist stops along the way, and to reflect on why we travel (ironic, since I was reading this in what had become a tourist stop). I realize that seems a bit odd, considering how much I’ve reiterated that I’m more of a hermit than most and dislike crowds, but I’ve come to enjoy the company of very small crowds, especially those who may not even share a common language but share a common curiosity about people from distant lands. The more we’ve traveled, the more we’ve learned about people from all over the world. Mostly, we’ve learned that regardless of what you may read or hear in the media, people everywhere tend to be the same. They want to be happy and to live their lives with as little stress as possible (hint: if that doesn’t describe you, you may want to reconsider your priorities). To that end, we’ve seen that those with the least — possessions, money, obligations, stress — tend to be the happiest, and they also tend to be the people who are the first to offer to do anything for you, including offering meals, places to stay, and assistance. They may have very little, but they are happy to share whatever they have.

So, having reflected on our travels, here’s the sonnet I read, translated from Portuguese to English:

Where are you going in such a hurry, traveller?
Stop…do not proceed any further;
You have no greater concern,
Than this one: that on which you focus your sight.

Recall how many have passed from this world,
Reflect on your similar end,
There is good reason to reflect
If only all did the same.

Ponder, you so influenced by fate,
Among the many concerns of the world,
So little do you reflect on death;

If by chance you glance at this place,
Stop…For the sake of your journey,
The more you pause, the more you will progress.

Father Teles’ sonnet hangs in the Capela dos Ossos in the Church of St. Francis in Evora, Portugal. When read while standing where it hangs, in the Chapel of Bones, it has an even stronger message.





We continued to ponder that while heading further north to Tomar, the seat of the Knights Templar. The castle in Tomar was built beginning in 1118, and the Convent of Christ was constructed through the end of the 12th century. The Templar Order was dissolved in the early 1300s and in 1319 the Order of Christ was established. This massive monastery is still undergoing restoration.







The sidewalks in the city leading toward the Convent of Christ have the Knights Templar cross inlaid in them.

Having done our best at a good deed for the day, and pondering the fate of travelers like us, we continued on towards Arouca, where we were looking forward to a bit of present-day experience and adventure.

516 Arouca

April 6, 2023

We based in Arouca for two nights so that we could leave all of our “stuff” behind for a day while doing some hiking. Arouca is a beautiful town of around 20,000 people in a valley, surrounded by hills mostly covered in pines. As usual, we took the “back road” into Arouca, and the twisty, lightly-traveled road itself made for a beautiful and fun introduction to Arouca. Time Magazine called Arouca “One of the World’s Greatest Places” in 2021. The town has a nice, relaxing feel to it, although to be fair we were there before tourist season starts, which I’m sure creates a whole different level of chaos.

Besides the town itself, there are two main attractions in the area: The first is the Arouca Geopark, which has a 5.1 mile long mostly elevated, plank-covered walkway along the Paiva River. Called the Passadiços de Paiva, the walkway includes a climb of over five hundred steps up (and then down again).


These stairs (over 500 of them) are at the south end of the walkway. Once you’ve climbed them, it’s pretty much all downhill for the next four and a half miles, following the Paiva River.


The downhill side of the steps.


The Paiva River is a popular rafting and kayaking spot.



Once you reach the end of the five mile walk, there are taxis and shuttle vehicles that will take you back to the start.

Within the Arouca Geopark is the second and newest attraction, called 516 Arouca. The “516” refers to 516 meters (1693 feet), the length of the bridge, which when it opened in April 2021 was the longest pedestrian suspension bridge in the world.



The bridge is 175 meters, or 574 feet, above the Paiva River.


Yep. Crossed it. Yep, it bounces when people walk on it.


In the US, if you built a multi-million dollar bridge as a tourist attraction, you’d build a Disney-like theme park in front of it, with rides, souvenir shops, restaurants, maybe a big parking lot with a tram that takes you to the front gate… Here, it’s a twenty minute walk down this 1.5 meter wide, mostly unmarked stone and dirt path to get to the bridge. Once you’re there, it’s just the bridge; no souvenir t-shirts, no “516” souvenir $20 plastic cups with watered down soft drinks. In fact, there are only restrooms on one end of the bridge. It may be a tourist attraction, but it’s surrounded by authenticity.


We enjoyed our relaxing stay in Arouca, and we again took the back way out of Arouca towards our next destination: The Douro Valley.

The Douro Valley

April 7-9, 2023

Before ever leaving home, back in 2020, I had already made a list of my “must-see” places in Portugal. They included the Algarve, but not the beaches and beach towns that most people long for; Nazare, particularly in November, for the big wave surfing, and Lisbon, because, well, in all honesty, there was a place to store the bike there if needed while we flew home. Aside from that, I didn’t have a real “need” to see Lisbon. However, always at the top of my list for Portugal was the Douro Valley.

I’m not a wine snob; in fact, I probably know less than 99% of people about wines. I rarely even drink wine. But I’ve always been attracted to vineyards. The growing process, and the look and feel of a vineyard, have always given me a peaceful feeling. I felt the same way when I stepped into my grove of six hundred navel orange trees in southern California. There’s just something about helping nature to produce a beautiful product, and the feeling of walking among it, that speaks to me.

So even though the home of Port wine was calling me, it was the vineyards more than the wineries that I wanted to see. And the Douro River Valley teased me with that promise.

More than a year ago, while doing a little research on the area, I stumbled on an AirBnB that also spoke to me. It was a converted old mill house, on the edge of the Varosa River upstream from the Douro. There was nothing nearby. Surrounded by vineyards, olive groves and open land, it looked like a peaceful little house in a peaceful spead of countryside. I made a note to book it when we finally got to Portugal.

One thing that happens when you travel for extended periods is that you lose track of what day it is, and what date it is. So when we arrived in Vila Real, north of the Douro River, on Good Friday, nearly everything in town was closed. We walked the town, and while walking past the one restaurant that appeared to be open, a gentleman who was likely the owner ran out the door and asked if we wanted to eat dinner. He spoke only Portuguese, and when he realized that we spoke only English, he asked us to wait while he ran back inside and brought a waiter back out who spoke English. It was the only place in town that we could find that was open, and they were really wanting our business. So we said “Okay”, and they seated us at a table and brought us a menu. The first thing I saw was the prices, starting at over $100. I was about to get up, when I realized that I was looking at assorted seafood plates for large groups. The next page had individual items, and was closer to our budget. I ended up ordering a seafood tagliatelle, which turned out to be one of, if not the best meal I’ve had in the past two months.


If you enjoy seafood, this was a delicious meal, for about $14.

Diana ordered a traditional Portuguese “sandwich”, a Francesinha, which translates to “Little French”, and is based on the croque monsieur. It’s made with bread, ham, steak, linguica sausage and covered in melted cheese, then topped with a fried egg and covered in a spiced tomato and beer sauce.


Not the kind of sandwich you eat with your bare hands.

And as usual, we ordered a bottle of wine with dinner, which with the exorbitant restaurant markup, came to about $8 for the bottle.

We spent the night at the Mira Corgo hotel in Vila Real (underground parking garage and reasonably priced, including breakfast buffet), and started our loop of the Douro Valley and points beyond the next morning.


Vineyards as far as the eye can see.



There are a lot of day cruises up the Douro River. Many stop at a couple of wineries for tastings, and for lunch at Pinhao. They have to go through this lock on the river.


Considerably smaller than the Panama Canal locks, but same concept.


Up to the height of the eastern side of the river, and on to Pinhao.

We’re not using a GPS for navigation this year; instead I’m using an old iPhone 8 and the maps.me app, and it has worked great, up until now. But for some reason this morning, I made a monumental error and didn’t realize it. I had punched in multiple waypoints to form a one hundred mile loop. After watching the boat come through the lock, we continued east to Pinhao, but there were so many tourists there on this holiday weekend that we turned around and headed back the way we came to a small roadside restaurant we had passed earlier. Finding it full as well, we got back on the bike, and that’s when I noticed the app was telling me to go nearly all the way back to the dam/lock, and take a small road south. I wasn’t sure how I had missed this turn, but I did as instructed, and we rode another ten miles back and turned up a tiny side road. After two miles, it came to a dead end at St. Eufemia Vineyards, which I then remembered that I had plotted into the phone as our first stop. The vineyard was closed (Easter weekend), and that’s when I realized that, unlike the Garmin GPS, or Google Maps, maps.me does not “assume” that you want to skip a waypoint and reconfigures your route. No, it insists that you go all the way back to the point you put in, before allowing you to continue on. So now we were again heading east, past the same roadside restaurant, past Pinhao and finally south on a new road.

The lushness of the Douro Valley vineyards fades quickly once you climb out of the valley, and the terrain changed to plains, then occasional forest, as we continued south then west again.

At a gas station near the direct center of absolutely nowhere, we stopped, not for gas, but for something to drink and an ice cream. While sitting at a small table enjoying our break, a woman in an Audi sedan pulled in. I thought I smelled burning brakes, but then noticed the smoke coming from the grille of the car. She got out and walked over to the couple sitting at the next table, which was also the cashier of the gas station and her husband/boyfriend, I think. They spoke briefly in Portuguese. The man never bothered to take his feet off of the chair across from him, and made it obvious that he had no intention of getting up to look at her car. Eventually, he relented and told her to pull the car around to the side of the building. As she started the car again, black smoke belched from the tailpipe, and the transmission made a terrible sound while the engine rpms increased but the car resisted forward movement. Eventually there was a loud “BANG!”, the car leapt forward, and died. She managed to get it restarted, and again it strained to move, but eventually crept toward the side of the building with a horrible metallic grinding noise. We quickly put our helmets on and got back on the road. Karma be damned, this was one ugly episode that was not going to end well for the woman or the Audi.

We continued past Vila da Ponte and on to Varzea de Abrunhais, to the little AirBnB that I was excited to finally meet.


The bridge over the Varosa River. This photo is taken from the path to our little house on the river.


Our own little vineyard. There are more vines, and olive trees, on the terraces above us that also belong to Quinta de Reciao, the owners of this little piece of heaven.


Looking back to the house from the vineyard. The vines won’t be full of green leaves and grapes for several months yet.


If you arrive on foot or by car, this little wagon awaits about two hundred yards up the path at the road. By motorcycle, with some care, we can ride right up to the door.




Across the river sits the remains of an old convent. This land once was covered in vineyards also, but now sits abandoned. If I was rich, I’d seriously entertain buying the land and moving in. It just needs a little fixing up.

We spent a couple of days just relaxing here. I had intended to do another loop through the Douro Valley, but the peacefulness of this place took over, and aside from a ride into Lamego for dinner one night, we never left. We enjoyed it so much that before we left, we booked another three night stay here coming up in a couple of weeks.

I can’t wait to return.

Dealing with “All Those Languages”

April 23, 2023

The more we travel, and the more countries we travel through, the more we try to learn, both about the culture and the languages. We feel lucky that we grew up in an English-speaking country, since our native language tends to be a second or third language in most other countries. This helps considerably, but doesn’t always save us.

We often get the question from people who approach us about “how do you deal with all of the different languages?” These days, there are definitely shortcuts. The obvious “easy way out” is to just say “We only speak English”, and force the other person to switch to whatever level of English they may know (our local guide on a Douro River tour the other day uttered a line to this effect. He said “Bad English is what keeps Europe together”.) Sometimes this works, and sometimes it doesn’t, either because the person actually doesn’t know any English, or because (and rightly so), you’re in their country, dammit, speak their language! Which is always the best approach as far as I’m concerned.

We try to learn the very basics in each country: “Hello”, “Good afternoon” (or evening), “Thank you”, “Where is…”, “toilet”, etc. By the way, of all the words, across all the countries, “toilet” has been the most universal. “Bathroom” or “restroom” is not a term used in most countries; “toilet” either is used, or translates well, or simply has been adopted to address the tourists. In fact, “WC” is also used universally on signage to indicate toilets, even though if you asked for the “water closet”, they often wouldn’t understand.

Recently, going from Morocco, to Spain, to Portugal, in a matter of a week or so, we had the chance to switch between languages quickly. I found myself spitting out words in the wrong language often, but the longer we’re in Portugal, the easier it gets. While many Spanish words sound somewhat similar in Portuguese, the spelling can be completely different. For example “playa” (beach) in Spanish is “praia” in Portugese. Likewise, “buenos dias” (commonly spoken as “buen dia”) becomes “bom dia”. Other words are completely different; “gracias” (which comes out of my mouth faster than any other language), is “obrigado” in Portugal.

Just a few minutes ago, as I was typing this post, there was a knock at the door. I answered it, and there stood two ladies from the quinta’s cleaning crew (fyi, “quinta” means estate; we are staying on a vineyard at the moment in northern Portugal). One of the ladies quickly asked something in Portuguese, to which I responded, “Sorry, I only speak English.”

So the other lady asked in French if we needed the room cleaned (I understand enough French to understand this).

“Non. C’est bon”, I replied.
“Merci”, she said.
“Gracias”, I told her. As I said, I may know “thank you” in several languages, but “gracias” always comes out first.

Which leads me to another “shortcut”.

Several years ago, our daughter Kayla would use the Spanish word “vámonos” (“let’s go”) when telling her young kids to get in the car to go somewhere. At some point, “vámonos” sounded like “Bubba Knows”, and the kids started saying “Bubba Knows” instead.

When I worked with a lot of Japanese nationals, they taught me similar interpretations of some Japanese words, like “see my sand” as a way of learning “sumimasen” (“excuse me”) or “matinee” to remember “mata ne” (“see you later”). Similarly, saying the word for “sky” in Japanese (“ten kyu”) is an easy way for a Japanese speaker to remember “thank you” in English.

For Diana, “obrigado” here in Portugal sounded like “avocado”, and if you say it fast enough, nobody notices the difference.

And then there’s Google Translate. We used it a lot in Vietnam to have complete conversations at the dinner table with locals who knew as much English as we knew Vietnamese, which is to say, zero. I also used it here in Portugal at one point to have a conversation with a woman who spoke fluent Portuguese and French, but no English. It worked very well. Until she told me she also spoke Spanish. Problem solved, put the phone away.

We’ve also used the camera function on Google Translate to read menus and historical signs on buildings and in museums. In most cases, it works very well, with a few exceptions. For example, in Malaga, Spain, Google Translate offered up that one of the desserts on a tapas menu came with a “side of lawyers”.

Here in Portugal, we ate at a small café located above the Mercado de Livramento, a large indoor produce, meat, and seafood market in Setubal. The waitress brought us menus, apologized that they were only in Portuguese, and offered to translate the items to English. Feeling a bit cocky, I told her that wouldn’t be necessary, and I whipped out my phone and opened Google Translate. Which promptly displayed these tasty items:


This is when the photo menu comes in handy.

At which point I swallowed my tiny pride and asked her to tell us what was on the menu. Which she did. And, after reading the menu to us in English, and observing that we were Americans, she took the next logical step in dealing with Americans: she told us that the fish plate was the quickest thing on the menu to prepare, and that we should order that (a lifetime of dealing with typical American tourists that don’t understand the pace of meals in Europe).

Diana just pointed to the fish plate on the menu, and said “Two, please. Avocado.”

Criss-crossing Portugal: Troia and Nazaré

April 11-18, 2023

We had already ridden four hundred miles north, from the beaches of southern Portugal’s Algarve region to just north of the Douro Valley. Now we were once again headed south, all the way back down to Troia, which is about twenty miles south of Lisbon as the crow flies. We had accepted a house sit in Sol Troia, a private community of villas right on a beautiful beach, which itself is on a tiny finger of land only about a quarter of a mile wide (and less in places) and about ten miles long that sticks up from Comporta, Portugal.


On the way south we rode over the Serra da Estrela mountain range, crossing at 1993 meters or 6340 feet in elevation. This is the highest point in mainland Portugal. I had no idea there was anything like this in Portugal. There’s even a ski area at the top.


If you’ve read some of our posts about house sitting and wondered “why would someone want to do that?”, well here’s one reason: This view, for free.


Oh, and living on this beach for a week. Again, free.


And hanging out with these three great dogs is an added benefit.

As we’ve mentioned before, doing these house sits offers us the chance to slow down and relax in one place, while planning our next moves, which helps avoid the burnout of constant travel. It also offers us the opportunity to cook some real meals in a real kitchen and do laundry. Let’s not fail to mention that it also allows us to hang out with some great pets. And of course, it also helps our budget considerably.

In this case we had the pleasure of caring for three dogs and a nice home on the beach for seven days.

The peninsula we’re on is mainly a tourist area; most of the homes are owned by part-time residents or are used as rentals. At this time of year — not quite the leading edge of tourist season — it is mostly vacant and very quiet, though a few families did show up for the weekend. There is a small convenience store about five miles away, but no real grocery store or market. So on our second day at the house, we made a trip to Setubal to go grocery shopping. Diana joked (although it’s true) that the grocery store is only about six miles from the house, but you have to cross the Atlantic to get there. We rode to the ferry landing, took the ferry to Setubal, and walked to the grocery store to do our shopping.


On the way to the store, we passed this little Citroen Ami. The whole thing looked like it was 3D printed from one piece of plastic. A little research revealed that it is not a car, but rather a “quadricycle”. It’s electric, with a small battery which is good for about 47 miles, and has a top speed of 28 miles per hour.


I also ran across this MacBor Montana 500. Made in Barcelona.



In a park in Setubal were these amusing sculptures by Maria Po. This one was called “Birdwatcher”.


“Vineyard Lady”


“Miss Livramento”, in reference to the Seafood and Produce Market we visited in Setubal.

After recharging with the pups for a week, we again headed north towards Porto, but we stopped in Nazaré for one night, spending it at Zulla Surf Village. Nazaré is home of some huge waves, and in fact the top three tallest waves ever surfed are all at Praia Norte in Nazaré, the largest recorded being 86 feet. I’ve been wanting to come here to watch the big wave surfing competition for years, but our schedule just hasn’t worked out. The big waves are mostly in winter, typically around November to February. The day we were there, the waves were only about six to eight feet.


Looking down at Praia Norte, where the big wave surfing takes place in the winter..


Looking down at the south beach from atop the hill above Nazaré.


Beautiful fiery sunset from our room at Zulla Surf Village.


“Veado”. This sculpture sits just above the viewing point of the big waves. It is a combination of a big wave surfer with a deer’s head; part of local folklore that goes back more than 800 years. It’s an interesting story, but rather than reprint it all here, you can find the story of the hunter who in 1182 was saved by a deer and attributed it to a statue here

We’ve enjoyed Portugal so much that I’m hoping we’ll get back to Nazaré at some point during the big waves.

Porto and (Again) the Amazing Douro Valley

April 19-26, 2023

The Douro Valley was calling to us again, and we couldn’t resist. This area of northern Portugal is just so beautiful and relaxing.

We would have liked to spend another day or two just chilling in Nazaré but we decided to head north to Porto, Portugal’s second largest city, and do an official tour of the Douro Valley from there. I wanted to see what we might have missed on our first trip through, as well as get some deeper insights into what not to miss as we passed through for the third time a few days later.

We checked into our apartment on the fourth floor of an office building before heading down to the heavily tourist laden area of town. A fun fact passed along from our host: after the elevator stops, count to three and it will drop about a foot; we started doing this in front of other passengers, and they looked at us like we were nuts…until the drop. Then everyone laughed and nervously got off.)


This is the Livraria Lello, “The Most Beautiful Bookstore in the World” (according to their own website at least). It is rumored to have been an influence on JK Rowling, who wrote Harry Potter while in Porto.


This is the inside of the bookstore. The staircase allegedly influenced the staircase at Hogwarts, or so I hear (I’ve never watched any of the Harry Potter movies).


This is the line to get into Livraria Lello. Yes, you have to buy a ticket and stand in line to walk through this book store. Yes, it is beautiful. No, we didn’t buy a ticket or stand in line. It’s a book store.


I have to admit that we often go to McDonalds while we travel. Not for the food, but for the wifi, so we can sit and plan the evening’s destination, etc. However, this McDonalds in Porto is a bit different. It’s in a historic cafe, complete with art deco and chandeliers. It’s commonly referred to as the “Most Beautiful McDonalds in the World”. (See a common thread here??)


We didn’t have to buy a ticket or stand in line to get into McDonalds, but we did buy some fries and sit outside and watch. It was amusing to watch the hordes of people taking selfies and posing in front of a McDonalds.


I wish I could have gotten a better photo of this incredible mural on the wall of this building, but it’s in a narrow alley between buildings so you can’t really back up enough. It has a lot of whimsical, almost sci-fi like aspects in it. I could have stood and looked at different portions of it for a long time.


We walked down to the Ribiera, or River, District and had a lunch of shrimp tacos, which are served here not in tortillas but in toasted bread. There were still good.


More interesting architecture in Porto. Many of the buildings on this street were in the process of being renovated and sold as apartments.


The Capela das Almas in Porto. This church (and several other buildings) are covered in Azulejo tiles. Azulejo tiles are hand-painted, tin-glazed ceramic tiles, and cover both the inside and outside of many buildings in Portugal.


Our tour of the Douro Valley included two wine tastings: this one in Peso da Regua.


The different types of port wines and olive oils are arranged for our tasting, with information on the mat to help us understand and remember.


Our sommelier here is holding a bottle that I would never touch or even breathe on. After explaining the winery, the vintage (1886) and the history, she asked “How much it this bottle worth?”.


Here’s the bottle: “Very Old Port”, indeed. The answer to her question: €4500, or about $4,900.


Part of the Carvalhas Vineyards, near Pinhao.


Our second stop was at the Croft Family Vineyards.



These three large tanks are used to stomp the grapes. Yep, just like in the I Love Lucy episode all those years ago.


In the tasting room at Croft.

After a couple of days in Porto, we rode east again, this time taking a meandering route north of the Douro River. Our first stop was at Quinta da Barroca, outside of the small village of Fontelo.


The entrance to Quinta da Barroca.


This place has a walking path around the perimeter and through the groves and vineyards. It’s maybe a mile and a half long.They grow a lot of fruit in addition to grapes, including Brookfield Gala Apples, Reineta Apples, and Golden Apples. These fruits are used in the making of port wine, as brandy is used to stop the fermentation process during the production of port.


On the walking path at Quinta da Barroca.


Lloyd spent his life in education after serving in the US Navy during World War Two. His background gave him a lifelong desire to continually learn (or was it the other way around?), and that contributed to his desire to travel the world. I don’t know if he ever made it to the Douro Valley in Portugal, but I know he would have loved it here.


I’m still trying to work out the details of this sign…So, you can’t sell alcohol to a 12-year-old if he is notoriously intoxicated (definition, please), otherwise it’s okay, unless said 12-year-old has an “apparent psychic anomaly”.I looked up “psychic anomaly”, and it is defined as “anything that deviates from the norm”. So, if he has a genious level IQ, or ESP, he can’t drink. Otherwise, go for it, dude.


Back at our little Mill House at Quinta da Reciao, the vines have gotten much greener since we were here a few weeks ago.


I wish I had taken some better photos. This is the actual water-driven mill next door to our apartment in the little building where we are staying. It’s been restored but many of the parts are original, and it’s still used, but only occasionally now. It’s been a mill for hundreds of years.


If you look at the center left of this photo, there is a new house in the vineyard, just down from our mill house. Henry and Francisca have nearly finished it, and I’m putting it on the short list of places I want to return to soon.

Running Through Countries, Part I: Portugal to Spain

April 27-May 2, 2023

We’ve criss-crossed Spain multiple times on two wheels, beginning in 2006 in Barcelona, last year to store the bike in Malaga, and this year from Malaga to Gibraltar to Portugal and back across to Barcelona. To be honest, we’ve enjoyed Barcelona, Malaga, Manilva, Cadiz, and more, but Spain is a relatively large country, and there’s a lot in the middle that, aside from Madrid and some other attractive places, looks a lot like New Mexico in places and Nebraska in others. So we’ve decided to blast across on a mission to get to new ground.

Leaving the Douro Valley for the last time (this trip, anyway), we headed towards Barcelona again. Originally, the plan was to take the ferry from Barcelona to Sardegna (Sardinia), and island-hop to Sicily and southern Italy. After some research, we found that:

(A) We were once again arriving before the official high season, and the campgrounds on Sardinia were still closed. I emailed a couple of them begging for a piece of dirt to pitch our tent on, and was told “sorry, we’re closed” each time.

(B) Sardinia is “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” land, so the hotels and AirBnBs are way above our budget. Combined with no camping and no house sitting opportunities, this didn’t leave many options.

So we decided to take the land route around to Italy, through France. We’ve done this twice before, but we were on a different budget and staying in nicer hotels back then when we were both working. This time we were going to take a different route.

Our first night in Spain was spent in a very small, non-touristy village called Berlanga. As we rolled into town, it again looked like many other small towns we encountered in Spain: that is to say, closed. These places really roll up the sidewalks in the evenings. Aside from our hotel and the small cafe/bar attached to it, we didn’t see another business open. In fact, the hotel sent me a message while we were on the road, asking when we expected to arrive, as the front desk clerk only planned to show up to check us in, then leave again.

The hotel — a total of about six rooms — turned out to be great. The room was nice, but the woman who checked us in was extremely nice. Extremely limited English, of course, but thankfully we were back in a country where I could communicate, and my rusty Mexican Spanish was working pretty well. The online reviews for the hotel nearly all mentioned her as one of the top reasons people enjoyed their stay, and I would agree: if more hotel staff were as nice, enthusiastic and happy about their jobs as Araceli at the Hotel Rural Villa de Berlanga, it would make choosing hotels a very simple task.


Looking across the town square from our hotel. This is about as busy as it got while we were in town.


Our hotel and the cafe/bar in the background. The only other guests at the hotel were another couple that showed up on a BMW. They spoke no English, but they offered us some great tips on routes through the Basque Country, “heaven for motorcycles” as he put it. Unfortunately we were now on a schedule (I hate schedules), so the Basque Country will have to wait for another time.

The cafe/bar next door was attached to the hotel by an interior door, but Araceli explained that it was not owned by the hotel. We ordered a couple of hamburgers and took them up to the balcony of the hotel, overlooking the local castle ruins, and enjoyed dinner. I asked the ladies at the bar if they served breakfast and the response was priceless:

Them: “Yes”
Me: “What time do you open for breakfast?”
Them: (Brief glance between them)…”Eight thirty? Nine O’clock?”
Me: “Okay, Nine o’clock”.
Them: “Maybe.”

Like I said, it’s a small town, and we were pretty much it at the hotel.


They take the term “HAM Burger” seriously in Europe. Unless you see “Angus Steak Burger” on the menu, you can pretty much expect it to be ground ham, pressed into a patty, and lightly cooked (sometimes looks like it was steamed). Think SPAM, in the shape of a burger patty.

The next day we made it to the coast, just south of Barcelona, to a campground. I had emailed the campground a couple of weeks earlier and asked if I needed a reservation for a tent pitch on this specific date. The answer was “No. Just show up.”

So we just showed up. I walked into the office and asked for a tent pitch.

“Do you have a reservation?”
“No, I was told we didn’t need one.”
“You were told wrong. We are sold out this entire week.”

Huh. I walked back out to the bike, a bit irritated by the attitude. I pulled up the email exchange on my phone, and found where they had told me I didn’t need a reservation. I walked back into the office, stood in line again, and got a different employee. I showed him the email, and he checked me in. The other guy that originally blew me off was obviously irked about this, and stood up and stormed out.

Later that evening, we met a German bicycle tourist setting up his tent near ours. I struck up a conversation with him, and he said he was told that they were sold out and didn’t have space for him when he arrived. He pleaded that he was on a bicycle and it wasn’t possible for him to just go to the next campground. He said the guy checking him in then walked down to the tent area, looked, and told him that he would let him stay, but that they had a two night minimum. The bicyclist begrudgingly paid for two nights, even though he was only staying one night.

I asked him, “Was it the guy in the white shirt?”
“Yes!” he replied.
“Same guy. We were also told by him that they were sold out. But a different guy checked us in, and we didn’t have to pay for two nights.”


This is the tent area at the campground. The green tent belongs to Herman, the bicyclist from Germany. Ours is behind his, and there is one tent and a hammock to the left of the photo. So if you take our two tents out, the remaining tent and hammock constitute the “sold out” condition that caused both of us to be turned away. Hmmmm….

Fortunately the place had a cafe/bar with nicer staff that took good care of us, and the three of us shared stories of our travels over dinner and beers. Herman, the bicyclist, had recently retired from teaching, flown with his bicycle to Portugal, toured Portugal, and was now on his way back home to northern Germany, where his wife was set to retire in mid-June. He’s two years older than me, and I wish I was still in his physical condition. I might have to get the bicycle out whenever we get home.