October 18, 2015
This morning I’m determined to ride to Zapatoca from Barichara. On Google Maps and Maps.Me I can see the road, even though both of those and my Garmin GPS tell me the only way there is back through Bucaramanga on the highway. I know better, and I will find the road.
After breakfast in town, I walk to the edge of town and find the road heading out towards the valley and Galan. This is my first leg.
I return to the hostel, suit up and ride out of town. About 10 kilometers down a beautiful small paved road I am in Guane, just as church is letting out. It’s a very quaint tiny village, but it’s once again at the end of the road.
Backtracking a few kilometers, I find an unmarked dirt road. Maps.Me says this is it. A few kilometers later and I can see the bridge over the river below me. At least I know I can get to Galan now, and if I can get to Galan, I can get to Zapatoca.
The dirt road is a bit rough in places, but overall it’s a great ride. The views of the canyon are huge. I pass through Galan and La Fuente, each about eight blocks square (standard Colonial layout) with the entrance in the southeast corner and the exit in the northwest corner, forcing me to ride through town, typically around the town square in the center of the village.
After La Fuente, it’s about another 20 kilometers to Zapatoca, where I stop for lunch and refuel before heading back. I am relieved that I was finally able to find this road, and glad that I didn’t miss it. The scenery is worth every minute and every rock on the road. This would be a perfect off-road excursion for a BMW or my Super Tenere, and I wouldn’t hesitate to do this route two-up on a big bike, as long as it isn’t raining. There are definitely places on the road that would be extremely slick if it was raining. That said, it rained last night in Barichara, and the road was in good shape this morning.
Heading back, as I round a corner in the middle of nowhere there is a guy standing next to his motorcycle, and two national police officers on another bike next to him. He looks like he’s having bike problems, so I turn around to ask if I can help. The second officer positions his large rifle as if I’m a threat. In my mind, I’m thinking “Come on, I’m clearly a foreign tourist. Nobody here wears this alien stuff.”
When I ask if he needs help, he points to the piece of inner tube sticking out of his rear tire. I quickly determine that he has ridden with the rear tire flat long enough that it has torn the valve stem from the tube. I pull out my tools and begin to remove his rear wheel. The police decide that I have things under control and they leave.
Two more guys ride up on a scooter. They are clearly friends of the guy with the flat tire. With the wheel off the bike, I use my tire irons to remove the tire and tube, and pull a new tube from my pannier. At this point the three of them are looking at me like I just landed here from Mars, and I can understand. When was the last time one of them had a flat, and some guy from the U.S. rolled up, produced the correct size inner tube, and installed it while they watched? Likely never.
New tube installed, I use my air compressor to inflate the tire and reinstall the wheel. Good to go in about 20 minutes. During this time, the poor guy has tried to help a few times, but mostly they’ve been discussing how much this is going to cost him. So when he asks and all I say is “Buen viaje” (good travels), he is a bit stunned.
I figure karma is a good thing, and I can’t help but think about the story he will tell at the bar for the next week or so about this American guy that just showed up out of the blue and fixed his flat for free. Colombia and its’ people have been good to me. A little payback was in order.
That story won’t be just for a week. He will be telling that the rest of his life. I love that!
I love that, too! I’ll be telling that story for the rest of my life. Wow!
You could have done that blindfolded but they didn’t have to know that. You are now El Chappo of the road!
Wrong word. I meant el jefe of the road. ?
Nice.
After all our discussions over the years about this trip…this is what it is all about, interacting with the world in a “real” way, in a meaningful way, and a good way. You may even reach “attractive American” status (as opposed to “ugly American”). Or as Sandy suggested, they may even elect you mayor of the local village.
Now the real question, how many extra tubes are you carrying?
I was carrying three tubes: one rear and two fronts (can always use a front in the rear in an emergency). So I’m out of rears at the moment. Of course I thought as soon as I left the guy that my chances of getting a rear flat just quadrupled. So far so good. Will stop in Bucaramanga and pick up a replacement before moving on.
Way to go representing GringoLandia!!
That reminds me of leading u guys out of camarones and you never catch up to me so I turn back to find you, Philip, Pete and Doug giving all ur drinking water to that family having overheated radiator issues. I felt bad cuz I went past them and kept on truckin, you guys stopped. So then we run into another truck with issues up ahead and I’m ready to redeem myself. You done good Pat. Safe travels…